Criminal Intent
Saturday, February 10th, 2007As soon as new friend and fashionista-lawyer-of the-future Leana mentioned those two words, I knew it would make for an interesting blog post. Unfortunately, the creative juices were just not flowing. Dunno, maybe it was the sadly slow pace of my studying, or the lack of exciting events in my usually Lindsay Lohanesque party life, but i just couldn’t come up with anything to write about beyond the catchy title. After sitting here the past couple of minutes, though, it hit me. Feb 14 soon. You all know what that means. Say it with me, it’s Kris Aquino’s birthday.
Hah. Am slightly ashamed that i can rattle off celebrities’ natal days at the drop of a hat when i can’t, for the life of me, remember the different types of dyslipidemias. (Shut up, inner nerd.) Well aside from Miss Kris, the rest of the world has cause to celebrate since Feb 14 coincidentally happens to be a little pagan holiday we like to call (Ate) Vi-day. Yes, it’s that Hallmark time of the year once again. Time to pull out all the stops, time for Holland Tulips to rake in millions, time for mommy to pull out her good old black lacy underwear (oh dear, i sure hope not). Time for cheesy balladeers and overpriced chocolate fondues, for freakingly ubiquitous red plastic balloons and teeth-gnashingly redundant romantic comedies (what, no Kate Hudson?). Time for David Pomeranz to romance the squealing matronas, and the squealing matronas to take home their personal trainers for a night of rarr-rarr-romansa. Can hardly wait till i stroll down the Baywalk at sunset with my sweetheart, putrid wind in my hair, bad canned band music in my ear, with couples positioned all around me in various states of fornication. Oh yeeeeahhhh.
Don’t know bout the rest of you, but I’m feeling a little of that criminal intent right now. (Hence the title. Yesss!)
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Note: If you actually go looking for me at Baywalk on Wednesday, then you’re a helluva lot sicker than I thought. Happy V-day everyone. And don’t forget the more important date that comes 5 days later, Kai day!
